zackeugene:

flex360:

ABPG guys,

I just walked into the men’s restroom and found the most disgusting mess I’ve ever seen. Toilet. Clogged. No water. Lots of…you know.

I probably saw worse a few times in a junior high school bathroom but that’s it.

Everyone is expected to handle their own messes. There’s a plunger conveniently located next to the toilet. Flush frequently when you have major intestinal issues that you can’t deal with at home because your wife or mom or girlfriend won’t clean up after you. I’m sorry the corporate toilet doesn’t have sufficient capacity — maybe in a new office someday.

And while I’m at it, it wouldn’t hurt for some of us to stand closer to the urinal.

That’s the end of potty training for the day. Sorry to bother tidy people with the issue.

I’m sure this memo will land on some kind of office memo blog somewhere.

Jeff

It ended up on my blog. Funny.